I Love Your Anus
There used to be nine planets before Neil merc'd Pluto, now I can't stop staring at Uranus. Jupiter might be the biggest planet but Uranus is the THICKEST.
All of our shirts are not only comfortable by offensive. We specialize in the fine art of keeping you looking fresh, and there is nothing better than wearing a perfect fitting shirt that pisses off your neighbors.
• 100% Badass
• 100% comfortable
• 50% chance to get you laid
• Made with Love
• It’s a shirt what more info do you need