My Country Would Kick Your Country's Ass
Show them who is really in charge. USA number one, forever and always. This needs to be a traveling essential so that nobody ever forgets.
All of our shirts are not only comfortable by offensive. We specialize in the fine art of keeping you looking fresh, and there is nothing better than wearing a perfect fitting shirt that pisses off your neighbors.
• 100% Badass
• 100% comfortable
• 50% chance to get you laid
• Made with Love
• It’s a shirt what more info do you need